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[knowsit]

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Mass anon text to Manilow housing

[knowsit]

Someone left their copy of 'Gay Butts Monthly' and 'Kinky Nuns' in the dorm lounge. Inside both is written These items belong to Angel.

Repeat: ANGEL

Can he/she please collect their gay porn magazine from the lounge? Thank you.

[saintcorrupted]

So are you to keep the kinky nuns?

[knowsit]

well, it's got some pretty good articles. Ask Angel about it, it's his after all.

[saintcorrupted]

Should I dress like a kinky nun? For Angel?

I will ask.

[knowsit]

No!

You're not trying to seduce him, you're mine.

[saintcorrupted]

He hasn't replied yet.

What do you want me to dress up?

[knowsit]

dress as you want, princess. You're beautiful any way.

[saintcorrupted]

Do I have to dress at all?

[knowsit]

Only in public, love.

But when you have to, I'll make sure you look pretty.

[saintcorrupted]

Angel isn't public.

Did you buy gay porn to get to Angel?

Because that is a little...

You know.

[peskycurse]

It's not mine!!

[knowsit]

It has your name on it.

You are Angel, right?
Then go collect your porn, you bloody great big poofter.

[peskycurse]

Spike.

Should've known.

[knowsit]

nu-uh!

This is just some concerned citizen worried about you leaving your porn all over the place. Sick bastard!

[peskycurse]

Literally no-one else on campus calls me a poofter, William.

[knowsit]

Not to your face.
Only on the bathroom wall, mate.

Me, I'm an honest bloke. I tell it like I see it and you're the one leaving gay porn everywhere.

[peskycurse]

I didn't and you know it.

[knowsit]

Prove it, peaches.

[saintcorrupted]

Do you want me to dress like nun?

[peskycurse]

Do you want to become one?

[saintcorrupted]

I don't think I can. I'm not a good girl, am I?

[peskycurse]

The idea is that you can be forgiven for all that if you give yourself to god.

But you're not a bad girl, Dru. You're a princess.

[saintcorrupted]

I think I have been spoiled and rotten, so there is no saving me.

But you are my angel.

[peskycurse]

I would be your angel if I could. It's what I always should have been.

[saintcorrupted]

Angels don't just protect. They also come down for vengeance and punishment.