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[knowsit]

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[peskycurse]

It's not mine!!

[knowsit]

It has your name on it.

You are Angel, right?
Then go collect your porn, you bloody great big poofter.

[peskycurse]

Spike.

Should've known.

[knowsit]

nu-uh!

This is just some concerned citizen worried about you leaving your porn all over the place. Sick bastard!

[peskycurse]

Literally no-one else on campus calls me a poofter, William.

[knowsit]

Not to your face.
Only on the bathroom wall, mate.

Me, I'm an honest bloke. I tell it like I see it and you're the one leaving gay porn everywhere.

[peskycurse]

I didn't and you know it.

[knowsit]

Prove it, peaches.

[peskycurse]

Why would I write my name inside porn magazines? It's so obviously a prank.

Who even looks at porn anywhere but online these days anyway?

Don't answer that.

[knowsit]

Because you're all possessive and weird about your wank bait.

And you, clearly. You outdated old fucker.

Also stop talking to Dru. Now. I see you doing it. Stop.

[peskycurse]

She gets upset when I ignore her.

[knowsit]

No, she doesn't. She's just got to forget that you exist.

You're the problem. You're always the problem.
Fuck off.

[peskycurse]

I know. You think I haven't tried keeping my distance?

[saintcorrupted]

Do you want me to dress like nun?

[peskycurse]

Do you want to become one?

[saintcorrupted]

I don't think I can. I'm not a good girl, am I?

[peskycurse]

The idea is that you can be forgiven for all that if you give yourself to god.

But you're not a bad girl, Dru. You're a princess.

[saintcorrupted]

I think I have been spoiled and rotten, so there is no saving me.

But you are my angel.

[peskycurse]

I would be your angel if I could. It's what I always should have been.

[saintcorrupted]

Angels don't just protect. They also come down for vengeance and punishment.

[peskycurse]

You never did anything to deserve that kind of angel.

[saintcorrupted]

Shh, my angel. I deserve you. I'm yours forever now, aren't I? Until the skies burn.

[peskycurse]

Longer, I'd bet.

[saintcorrupted]

Spike doesn't know that pain is the strongest bond. Hush. Don't tell him. It's why we all need to hurt sometimes. Always each other.

[peskycurse]

I hate to say this but I'm actually with Spike on this one, Dru.

You shouldn't hurt the people you love.