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[knowsit]

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[saintcorrupted]

So you stole gay porn from some boy's room. I see.

What is to your tastes, love?

[knowsit]

Not a lot.

My taste is you, pet.

[saintcorrupted]

And making my Angel angry.

Do you like it? Being punched?

[knowsit]

I hit harder than he ever did.

Don't care either way, as long as I win.

[saintcorrupted]

Oh. Then you ought to care very much, because he will win.

[knowsit]

Fuck off, will he!

Bullshit.

[saintcorrupted]

Will you fight now?

I'll hope you win. You need the hope.

[knowsit]

I don't need hope.

Why do you always take his side?

[saintcorrupted]

Nuh-uh, pet.

But he's older, twice your size and trained. Logic.

I believe in you, but belief doesn't make things real. That's why horoscopes are made up. And weather reports.

[knowsit]

Weather reports aren't and he's not stronger than me. I work out! I'm strong, pet.

You just always have to take his side.

[saintcorrupted]

It is not raining today, is it? The little man in the tv said it would rain. Made up. Like leprechauns. And shoes.

Let me know when you have won then. I'll believe.

[knowsit]

My phone says it's sunny today, pet. It's not made up, some people are just wrong.

I don't have to prove anything.

[saintcorrupted]

No.

But I want to kiss you all over.

Maybe lick. Maybe bite.

[knowsit]

Not feeling it.

[saintcorrupted]

Oh.

Then I will leave you alone.

[knowsit]

Fine.

[saintcorrupted]

:(