College AU

[knowsit]

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[peskycurse]

That really isn't making it easier for me to study.

[knowsit]

Nerd!

Show me something pretty.

[peskycurse]

Like what?

[knowsit]

Send me a picture of you.

You know... All sexy and stuff.

[peskycurse]

I'm with Wes so it's not a great time for sexy posing.

[knowsit]

Darn :c

I saw you playing football the other day. All sweaty and manly. Hot.

[peskycurse]

They keep trying to make me join the team but it's not really my thing.

Sparring with you is hotter.

[knowsit]

I love it, getting all worked up with you.

Makes me so horny.

[peskycurse]

Me too, sometimes. Makes it pretty hard to concentrate.

[knowsit]

Oh you.

You're so strong, so manly. I love it! I can't wait for you to make a move. Fondle my breasts.

[peskycurse]

You're not Buffy

[knowsit]

No shit, took you long enough.
Fucking hilarious, that.

Oooh, look at this one.

[And then he sends a very sexy picture Buffy took because yes, he's been browsing her phone.]

[peskycurse]

Spike.

She's gonna kill you.

[knowsit]

She already did.
With this <3

[incoming doggie photos]

She'll kill you too
I'm saving your arse, you know?

[peskycurse]

Hey, if you don't want to deal with the consequences how about not kissing guys who have girlfriends?

Stop going through her pictures!!

[knowsit]

Oh please, you kissed back. A lot. Way more than I did, you big poofter.

And I had a girlfriend.
AND I'm younger.
Impressionable and all

[peskycurse]

Pretty sure kissing first doesn't make you the less gay one.

Impressionable my ass.

[knowsit]

I was proving a point, you were preying on me.
Pervert.

You don't have to tell her. Just keep it to yourself.

[peskycurse]

The point that kissing you taste great?

Yeah wanting me to know that is real innocent.

I won't keep something like that from her.

[knowsit]

It does but you can't go around talking about that.

We're going to look like a bunch of benders.

Just don't tell her, it ain't lying. It's just not saying.

[peskycurse]

We ARE benders. Deal with it.

Next time Dru strays maybe find a guy you don't hate and see how you like it.

[knowsit]

I'm not gay.

You can both fuck off with that shit.
And fuck each other.

[peskycurse]

I'm not gay either. I'm just also not straight.

Took me a while to accept too so I guess I can't blame you.

[knowsit]

...

wait, what?

[peskycurse]

What?