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[knowsit]

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[knowsit]

They're his. He ordered the 'Big Gay Bundle'.

He told me alllllllllll about it.
Dump him.
Save yourself.

[freezesme]

I'm going to make you into a big gay bundle, you obsessive weirdo.

Get over him.

[knowsit]

Get over ... what?
I'm not



under him.

you are

[freezesme]

Sure, you are not. But where would you like to be?

[knowsit]

Away from both of you.
Right pair of tragic losers, you two are.
Bloody made for each other.

[freezesme]

Don't you think it would help you stay away from us if you stopped stalking him and kept your gay porn and sex toys to yourself?

[knowsit]

I don't stalk.
I walked near his dorm yesterday because that's the direction of my mates room.

And oi, he ordered them himself!
It's not my fault you're dating a poof.

[freezesme]

You don't have to pretend with me, Spike. I'm not homophobic. You need to stop suppressing who you are, seems to make you cranky.

[knowsit]

I'm dating dru, you mental bint!
I don't want
I'm not

HEY
No.
Stop it.

He's the gay one.

[freezesme]

Then maybe you should spend more time with her than with picking out the right sex toys for Angel, so you can keep being a pain in the ass.

Mixed signals.

[knowsit]

Firstly, he ordered them.
Secondly, if I had, I would have done it WITH Dru.

We do things together.
We're in love.
LOVE

I don't want anyone but Dru

[freezesme]

Then how about you stay with your Morticia and curb the Angel obsession?

[knowsit]

I'm not obsessed!
You're obsessed.

[freezesme]

Riiiight.

See you around. Probably behind us. Staring at Angel's butt.

[knowsit]

You
you're
you're staring at angel's butt
you're

gay