savemandy | College AU

Can't. Won't. Learn to love me, baby.

Or just, you know, stop kicking. You're wearing a hole in my jeans.

Your jeans already have holes. It's a free service I provide. Keeping you trendy.

What'll get you over this whole hissy fit, love?

Not talking to you.

Or we can give kicking your ass another try.

Sexy and tempting but you know you'd get expelled, right?

S'not worth beating my tight little body.

Such a shame. I will just treasure the memories.

Is that all?

Nah.

We have a paper due and I need your part.
You done yet or what?

Almost. It's not due until next week.

Relax, nerd.

Not a nerd.

Just
you know

teams waiting.

Does anyone aside from you have their panties in a twist?