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[knowsit]

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[knowsit]

He kissed me.

I ain't interested, mate. Not my type. Neither are you, for the record.

[nummytreat]

You are not mine either. Hell no.

Now leave Buffy alone finally.

[knowsit]

She keeps texting me! Tell her to leave me alone. I need the bloody peace, you know?

Also bullshit, I'm everyone's type.

[nummytreat]

She is not going to text you if you leave her alone. She can now finally move on from Angel's. Consider other options. She'll be busy.

Lousy bleach jobs are easy to resist. Maybe if you were a girl.

[knowsit]

Busy dating another tragic mess? I'm sure. Dunno why she even has her panties in a bunch over this.

All the girls want me, you're just jealous.

[nummytreat]

It's not that hard to get Drusilla to want you.

Just saying.

[knowsit]

Come say that to my face.

I dare you.

[nummytreat]

Sure, if I feel like crouching.

[knowsit]

Right, that's it.

I'm coming to get you.

[nummytreat]

You I can take, so come over. I'm ready.

[knowsit]

Is your car this ugly orange nightmare. The 98 with the charming bumper stickers? Seen it before, ain't I?

S'nice.

[nummytreat]

No, never heard of it.

Scared to go after someone that can fight back?

[knowsit]

Then you won't mind that I bricked it, then? Good.

Now come fight me, I'm scared of nothing.